About me

My name is Maluch Hoy, I am well known for being a well known sufferage patient of the well known polish school system. I have a autistic obsession over a certain type of cars known as Niccars. A Niccar is a very small car, with very interesting, and perhaps comedic characteristics. A example of a Niccar is the ZAP Xebra, a three-wheel electric motorcycle resembling a heavily deformed Daewoo Matiz. Other examples include: Fiat 500, Fiat 126, Any Fulu car, Smart, Any Daewoo car, even if it is not small, and the blue Volkswagen Lupo with both of it's front wheels being deflated.
I might expand this page shortly after a very dangerous MURDEROUS life event occurs to me. If I didn't update this after a very dangerous MURDEROUS life event, I have died with a mixer in my ass.

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